Eat a McCheeseburger OR ELSE.

It’s been 3+ months since I’ve had greasy fastfood burgers and fries and what have you. I’m dying for a Wendy’s Baconator or McChicken Burger, but in a land of unwanted calories that just go straight to the gut, I can do well without it. Cut the fastfood intake, lessen the guilt when eating snacks every now and then (and by snacks I mean oatmeal cookies).

Still, I can’t imagine a life of not tasting a McCheeseburger AT ALL. Nowadays, celebrities don’t endorse the likes of McDonald’s, eh? Oh wait:

WTHeck, Olympic medalists…

Well played, McDonald’s, well played.