The Real Rise of Cobra

When I open MSN and browse the front page, I see a small snippet of a headline: “Ninja Killers”

It had me at “Ninja”.

Apparently, heartless ninja killers broke into a house in Florida to rob the place silly. Victims were a rich couple who were known for their adopting of 13 kids alongside their 4 kids form previous marriages. The guys were caught on camera sneaking in from both the front and back. Of course, the media blows it all over by misleading all its viewers by using the words “ninja” and “killers” in the same headline.

The "Ninjas"

The "Ninjas"

Apparently the only thing “ninja” about them were the garb they wore during their heist.

They probably looked like this...

They probably looked like this...

So MSN, I’m pretty disappointed. Not only was there a murder, and 17 kids now have no parents, but the killers weren’t even actually ninjas, as promised.

No THIS is a ninja!

No THIS is a ninja!

You can follow the actual news story HERE.

This is pretty sad, I feel for the kids. Stupid Cobra and their indiscriminate band of ninjas.

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